{"id":1203,"date":"2015-08-17T22:24:35","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T12:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greole.com\/blog\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2015-08-17T22:24:35","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T12:24:35","slug":"lost-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2015\/08\/17\/lost-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Lost things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was not going to post today but something happened today to remind me of my Keratoconus. This is not a topic I address too frequently because I don&#8217;t like to be defined by my disorder. But sometimes it gets very frustrating.<\/p>\n<p>As per normal I hurried to catch my morning train. I use an electronic card (called an Opal card) to pay my train fare and I keep the card in my Samsung Phone case. Hence I can just swipe the phone over the reader at the station&#8217;s entrance as I rush on in.<\/p>\n<p>So I did that, leapt onto a train, and found myself a seat where I unshouldered (is that a word?) my backpack and placed it on the seat beside me.<\/p>\n<p>Hey! Where&#8217;s my mobile phone?<\/p>\n<p>Somehow between swiping my train fare and placing my backpack next to me I had misplaced my phone.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>So I checked my pockets.<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>Checked my backpack.<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>Looked around my seat.<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>My heart began to race. That was an expensive phone.<\/p>\n<p>So I checked all three a second time.<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>By this time I realised that I had less than ten minutes before the train hit Hurstville where a crowd of people would board and make searching impossible. So I stood up and looked around the carriage floor. Other passengers gave me passing glances.<\/p>\n<p>Next I got down onto my knees and peered under my seat and nearby seats. This caused intently concerned looks. Perhaps they thought I was a deranged man seeking a lost battle axe, because their looks in my direction conveyed something like that.<\/p>\n<p>I stood, and addressed the carriage. &#8220;I have lost my phone somewhere here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Had I expected instant smiles and offers of help then I would have been sorely disappointed. Luckily I did not expect this. Instead I just kept receiving uncomfortable glances.<\/p>\n<p>So I fiddled with the seat mechanism (it was one of those that rolls over). I thought I saw something. So I went and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was not going to post today but something happened today to remind me of my Keratoconus. This is not a topic I address too frequently because I don&#8217;t like to be defined by my disorder. But sometimes it gets very frustrating. As per normal I hurried to catch my morning train. I use an electronic card (called an Opal card) to pay my train fare and I keep the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1204,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpupg_custom_link":[],"wpupg_custom_link_behaviour":[],"wpupg_custom_image":[],"wpupg_custom_image_id":[],"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["entry","author-soulthief","post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-keratoconus","clearfix"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/22.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greole.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}