First I will apologise for the awful pun in the title, especially as I never use the term “booby” in my normal conversations. OK – here’s the story of what happened to me on the way home tonight.
I step off the train. It is night time and the station is mostly deserted. Dark. A few sad souls stand there waiting for a train that is obviously not the one from which I have just alighted. It is also chilly and I pull my jacket around me. Have I set the scene properly?
Good.
So I am walking down the platform and a woman ahead of me – facing me (and there is no one behind me) – suddenly lifts up her top displaying fully bared breasts. She ululates. No that not some unusual biological function. It’s a term I learnt from reading H P Lovecraft stories (all his Old Ones really love doing it) and it means (thank you Wikipedia) “a long, wavering, high-pitched vocal sound resembling a howl with a trilling quality”.
Like huh?
Now let’s face it, I am a man of the world with a certain appreciation of the beauty that is the human form. Indeed, I have ambitions of getting back into portrait painting next year and I even want to try figure painting. This said, I have yet to make a public call for volunteers to show me their wares and so the baring of bosoms
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This made me laugh as well- I think your wife was well within her rights! What a funny occurrence!
x Alice
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🙂 She (Nicole) has teased me several times since then too! So very random, eh? 🙂
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Your intro sounded like one of those ghost stories especially when I was reading it before bedtime. But the mood changes 180 degree (from horror to humour…hahaha) as I read on. Thanks for the good laugh 😀
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My pleasure 🙂 It was such a strange and unexpected event. At work the next day one of the guys compared it to randomly mooning people. “Haven’t you ever just mooned people from a car window?” he asked. “No” I responded. But then I do tend to keep my bottom to myself.
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LOL 😀
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She may’ve lost a bet, or may’ve had her shrink tell her to do something stupid… =) or she may’ve neglected her shrink visits for way too long…
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LOL. Indeed. 🙂
Something I have not considered is that maybe she was drunk. Not being much of a drinker I had not considered this, but alcohol does seem to make people do strange things.